Curious George
And the land of the black gold
By Toxamic Clown

Two thousand and one, The Whitehouse,
Politicians are having a chat,
"This county could do with some oil,
Let's go bomb Iraq."
"A great idea Mr. President,
But we need someone watching our back."
"What kind of a stupid country,
`Would do a thing like that!?"
Luckily Tony, a loyal stooge, burst through the
open door,
"I say, George, please look at me,
I want to play connect four."

Now Tony needed to make it legal,
But nobody agreed,
Eventually they found someone who met their needs. "Yeah, sure, it's legal…
Can I have my money now?"
"Start the tanks George we're on our way",
Somehow.

So we've fought for about a year or three,
Nobody's quite sure why,
Something about Weapons of mass destruction,
Or was it sending people to die?
And we found Sadam,
Who gives a damn!
Even now we are still at war.
The important thing is George got to fight,
In time for the election of 2004.

So you staged a number of protests,
You begged him not to fight,
Even the good British soldiers, fought against it with all their might,
But Tony and his `ideals' still would not be swayed,
On the General Election May 5th,
YOU voted him to stay.