If Pigs Could Fly

Written by Grade A Girls
Elly Smith, Danilca Sandhu,
Eve James & Charlotte Murphy

Our country needs a new president; too much money had been spent, We need a new leader for our land, us four are here, to make a stand.

I am Amelia twigs, vote for me, and flying pigs.

Their sweet, intelligent and really fast,
If they ran in a race, they would never come last.

There’ll be no more pollution, with no cars around,
And unlike a car, a pig costs only one pound.

They’re clean, kind, and really polite,
They can tuck you up in bed at night.

They can make your dinner, wash your hair,
They can cut your toenails, they don’t care.

They’ll go to school, they like to learn,
And when watching TV, they’ll wait they’re turn.

And of course, if you ever need a lift in the day,
They’ll come pick you up, and they’ll fly you away.

They said I couldn’t ever win, that is until pigs fly,
Well guess what fools, you daft old lot, now that time is nigh.

Make Way, Make Way,

I’m Sunny Fame and I represent The Joy to Everyone Campaign.
If I was your leader I would play Walking on Sunshine in Times Square.
I would introduce an all day everyday fabulous faire.
If I was in power I would build an outside swimming pool.
I would give everyone free candy from my candyfloss stall.
If I was your leader I would bake a cake full of rainbows.
And right away I would diminish all of your woes.
Finally if I was in power I would make the sun shine everyday.
And all sadness will be sent away.
I’m Sunny Fame and I represent The Joy to Everyone Campaign.

I’m Verity Gossip and I represent The Oh My Gosh Party that gives 100%.
If I was in power the number one rule, gossip was compulsory in every school.
And every newspaper in circulation would have a gossip Column for every occasion.
I could dig up the dirt on every candidate, every skeleton in the cupboard, every cringy mistake.Amelia Twiggs had an affair with Gordon Brown and Tony Blair.

Sunny Fame likes to make an impression, but what would you day if she had depression.
Lily Smarty wants to save the earth but really she’s as powerful as a smurf.
And you think the judges got here by chance, well I’m sure they got some kind of advance.
I’m Verity Gossip and I represent The Oh My Gosh Party that gives 100%.

Hello, I am Lily Smarty, and I am representing the more serious party.
If I was elected your trusting captain, I’d promise you lives of peace, that is if I win.

Poverty and global warming will become a thing of the past; victims of crime will get justice at last.

Money will no longer be an error and we will no longer live lives of terror. Everything we buy will be fair-trade so the workers will get more money for the things they have made.

I’ll get medicines and vaccines for every disease; this will put your mind at ease.
I’m offering you the perfect life as you can see, so get ready and vote for me.
Yes, I am Lily Smarty, representing the more serious party.

And the votes are in, it’s time to see who has one, who will it be.I’m proud to announce that Amelia Twiggs has won it with her flying pigs.

I can’t believe that I’m president, can it honestly be true.I didn’t think I’d win, I thought it would be you.

It’s only a joke and can’t come true cos you never fall for flying pigs… would you?